The Height of Scholarly Salaciousness
Issue date: 12/8/09 Section: Ask Alfred
Que sera sera. I must move on and nab that legacy in whatever remaining time I have left. My top strategy at the moment is to find my man at one of the treks or study tours in spring. Any suggestions as to which one I should take?
Pining for sugar in a bitter world
Dear Pining,
Indeed, the treks are a sublime time to hunt down your spousal poodle. The drunken revelry, the salacious decadence after the thaw of winter hibernation. And, best of all, the unsaid rule that 'what happens on the trek, stays on the trek'. Not that anybody really listens to that, mind you.
So this is my take on things:
The Japan trek. Undeniably, the combination of hot springs and sake will fire the embers of your prey's passion. And you can always slip him that sliver of fugu,or puffer fish sashimi, if you feel he's not quite up to par.
The Israel trek. Tel Aviv has been voted one of the top ten party spots in world, and for good reason. We already have the carousing ambassadorship of the Israeli contingent in Sloan to give us a sneak preview. The combination of beach, culture and history will surely capture the romanticism of your young scallion. Just ensure that that most magnificent of Israeli products, psychedelic trance, doesn't incite a psycho.
The Brazil trek. Sun, samba, sensuality. The deadly combination that is the piece de resistance. Make him swoon with delight while sipping a caipirinha at Copacabana. Just be warned. If the Brazilian wives and girlfriends vis a vis the other women at Sloan is anything to go by, you'll find his swoons are directed at the other occupants of the beach.
Then again, as per Occam's Razor, the best solutions are always the most simple. If you truly want the best trek to nab your sugar daddy, just saunter over to the Sloan Fellows core class and bat your eyelids most scandalously. Now that's truly a trek for the S.F. boys to appreciate and salivate over.
The Sloanmeister
3.
Alfie,
Pining for sugar in a bitter world
Dear Pining,
Indeed, the treks are a sublime time to hunt down your spousal poodle. The drunken revelry, the salacious decadence after the thaw of winter hibernation. And, best of all, the unsaid rule that 'what happens on the trek, stays on the trek'. Not that anybody really listens to that, mind you.
So this is my take on things:
The Japan trek. Undeniably, the combination of hot springs and sake will fire the embers of your prey's passion. And you can always slip him that sliver of fugu,or puffer fish sashimi, if you feel he's not quite up to par.
The Israel trek. Tel Aviv has been voted one of the top ten party spots in world, and for good reason. We already have the carousing ambassadorship of the Israeli contingent in Sloan to give us a sneak preview. The combination of beach, culture and history will surely capture the romanticism of your young scallion. Just ensure that that most magnificent of Israeli products, psychedelic trance, doesn't incite a psycho.
The Brazil trek. Sun, samba, sensuality. The deadly combination that is the piece de resistance. Make him swoon with delight while sipping a caipirinha at Copacabana. Just be warned. If the Brazilian wives and girlfriends vis a vis the other women at Sloan is anything to go by, you'll find his swoons are directed at the other occupants of the beach.
Then again, as per Occam's Razor, the best solutions are always the most simple. If you truly want the best trek to nab your sugar daddy, just saunter over to the Sloan Fellows core class and bat your eyelids most scandalously. Now that's truly a trek for the S.F. boys to appreciate and salivate over.
The Sloanmeister
3.
Alfie,
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